Tony: What- What Are You All DOING?

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

Steve “I’m too old for this s**t” Rogers

Peter: How the fuck could I have possibly gotten a C+?

Peter: I put my whole spidussy into that paper

Tony:

Tony: Your fucking WHAT-?

This is beautiful, very, very, very beautiful

The Avengers Arcana - (2020)

I’ve been wanting to draw these cards for a long time (I even started to work on them then dropped) but I was rather busy with The Life of Bucky Barnes in the past 6 years. I’m sorry but there are only eight cards, don’t look for the rest. I won’t draw the missing cards because 1) it’s far too time-consuming and 2) art thieves. (more details HERE)

Hope you’ll enjoy these cards though. Thank you. ♥

30. Interrupted (Steve/Tony)

Tony was working himself up into a rant. Well, a bigger rant. It hadn’t taken much to set him off this morning and only been one person had said one thing and, well…

Steve wasn’t sure what had actually been said, but it was enough to make Tony mad and he was just off. He’d been ranting for nearly 5 minutes now, which was highly impressive – not that Steve was listening to what he was saying. 

No, Steve was more focused on the way Tony’s whole body moved as he spoke, how his arms flailing to accent a point and how his hips swayed as he gestured wildly. Steve was also enthralled by the light in Tony’s eyes that showed his passion as his lips twisted into a number of different shapes to form his words. His cheeks were flushed and were only growing darker with every gasped breath as Tony’s words grew stronger and more enraged.  

Today was going to be the day. The thought almost took Steve by surprise, his own brain making decisions for him that came out of the blue. 

But it wasn’t out of the blue, was it? He and Tony had been dancing around this for ages, whatever ‘this’ was. There was only one way to put a definition on that, anyway, Steve told himself. He had to try. 

Before he had really registered what he was doing, Steve was crossing the room with wide strides. As soon as he was close enough, Steve took Tony’s face in his hands and bent down ever so slightly, just enough to make his lips level with Tony’s.

The kiss was perfect.

Tony was taken completely by surprise so Steve was able to position him exactly where he wanted him, angling his neck back as his tongue swept across Tony’s bottom lip. It didn’t take Tony long at all to get with the programme and he gave up control willingly, his arms looping around Steve’s neck as their lips slotted together perfectly. The kiss was long and slow, deep and passionate, and Steve craved more. He pulled Tony closer to him by his hips, wrapping his arms around Tony’s waist as he groaned loudly at the delicious taste of him.

When they pulled apart there was silence in the room. Steve didn’t pay any attention to any of their friends openly staring at them as he kept his eyes firmly on Tony, their gazes locked together as Steve waited for Tony to speak first. It didn’t take long before Tony opened his mouth, but he only said one word.

“Yeah?”

Steve broke into a wide and slow smile and bent down to brush his lips against Tony’s once more. “Yeah.”

Signs and their months on an alignment chart

Lord Dregg: Do you fleshlings know who I am? I am Lord Vringath Dregg. Ruler of planet Sictoid. Lord of all insect life in the universe! And bringer of your deaths.

Raph: Uh, can you hold on a second? I just got a phone call from someone named I DON'T GIVE A FLYING-!!

Donnie: That's great! Thanks Raph! Nice diplomacy there.

I'm pretty sure my FBI agent will be setting me up for an appointment with a therapist solely based on my ao3 history.

Im still tryin to figure out how to draw them RIP me

Yelena: Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings.

Y/N: How and when can I return myself?