Beautiful.

YASSSS

Or, in some cases, all of the above

one does not simply become a queer fan of tolkien without fixating on aragorn/legolas, samwise/frodo, gimli/legolas, or thorin/bilbo… it is folly.

when logan and wade fall (from heaven to save us) onto the kia, he knows it's a kia

how many cars has he fucked in that he knows what that feels like?

is that why he's a....used car....salesman?

after all, if you only take it for a test drive, you don't take it home

he's the worst salesman

....

"the problem might be that you're reaching a little too high. aim for the middle and you'll never miss"

he went for the WORST logan

the very worst used car. the honda odyssey of logans.

he broke that car in, so he took it home.

....

if logan is the odyssey, the kia where we discussed 2.5 kids and a picket fence is social expectations, Disney's expectations for a love story and family movie. aka compulsive heterosexuality

the kia is no longer viable

I’m pan actually. YOU WERE WRONG

shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

Chicken Chicken, chicken chicken chickens

okay look hear me out. i watched frozen last night. soapghost frozen au

The chaos. The accurate cannon content.

Bilbo: Hello people, who don't live here.

Kili: hello.

Fili: hi there.

Bofur: what the fuck is poppin!

Dwalin: WE ARE OUT OF DORITOS

Balin: WHO HAS THE KEY

Nori: WE LOST THE KEY!

Thorin, dramatically staring in the distance: don't speak to me of loss.

Gloin, balancing some plates: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE SUPPOSED TO GO

Oin, throwing the plates at Gloin: I DON'T KNOW

Bombur: [confused blinking]

Dwalin: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING DORITOS

Dori: TRY LOOKING UP YOUR ASS

Bilbo, sipping his tea: hmhm.

fuck it, arcane edit to hadestown (don’t judge too hard, I edit on my phone)

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

There is something more tragic. Promising yourself you can stay up until 1 AM reading fanfics only for Ao3 to be down.

There is literally nothing more tragic than promising yourself that you’ll go to bed only to stay up until 1 in the morning on Ao3.

Go check out my fic btw

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Cordilla_Ann/works