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dessabanksismywife
4 months ago

couldn't be me

a tweet from @ zaryaismywife reading "i love watching people quickly descend into hyperfixations because it's always like this." attached is a drawn two-panel comic. the first panel is labelled "day 1" and shows a fake twitter layout, where the name of the user is "oomf" and their bio is "normal & well adjusted (heart emoji)." their profile pic is a flower and header is a sun with clouds. their tweets read, "excited to go outside and touch grass!" "started a new thing today :) i like blorbo," and a retweet from "movie news" declaring that "They are still making movies." the second panel is titled "day 3" and the profile picture has changed to a smiling character doing a thumbs-up, and the header is three different pictures of the character in various situations, namely standing, smiling, and stretched to be comically wide. their name is now "#1 CEO OF BLORBO NATION," and their bio is "don't talk to me if it's not about blorbo." the tweets read, "just spent $300 on blorbo merch," a retweet from blorbolover69 reading "if you hate blorbo you will die and go to hell," and "OH MY GOD (keysmash)" with a picture of a smiley face representing blorbo. also, the new "grok" button on the tweet screenshot has been changed to a trans flag.

feeling targeted.

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dessabanksismywife
9 months ago
They Have The Best Doorway Conversations.
They Have The Best Doorway Conversations.
They Have The Best Doorway Conversations.
They Have The Best Doorway Conversations.

They have the best doorway conversations.

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dessabanksismywife
8 months ago
I Had The Dumbest, Least-canon Idea Of All Time And Had To Put It In Comic Form. Enjoy!!
I Had The Dumbest, Least-canon Idea Of All Time And Had To Put It In Comic Form. Enjoy!!
I Had The Dumbest, Least-canon Idea Of All Time And Had To Put It In Comic Form. Enjoy!!

I had the dumbest, least-canon idea of all time and had to put it in comic form. Enjoy!!

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dessabanksismywife
9 months ago
ANGEL OF DEATH

ANGEL OF DEATH

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dessabanksismywife
8 months ago
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"

POV: You "can't believe that didn't kill you"

POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"

More glowy things!

POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"

The Necromedic.

Did a test drive of my new cosplay for a Halloween thing today :)

Next time: Some actual wig styling (I had very little time today), tattoos, and some improvement with the glowsticks and bone props. Actual belt just for the gun holster and skull clasp. More details (and BLOOD) on the bag. For now, though, test drive was a successful!

Ref (from this cosplay ref post):

POV: You "can't Believe That Didn't Kill You"
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dessabanksismywife
2 months ago

whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife

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dessabanksismywife
8 months ago

tactical breach wizards au where they're all dogs except rion

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tactical breach wizards dessa barks
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dessabanksismywife
5 months ago
💙

💙

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dessabanksismywife
9 months ago
Maybe The Real Tactical Breach Wizards Were The Necromedic Girlfriends We Made Along The Way. Or Something.

Maybe the real Tactical Breach Wizards were the necromedic girlfriends we made along the way. Or something.

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dessabanksismywife
3 months ago

in times like these at least i have the character

In Times Like These At Least I Have The Character
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