Dessabanksismywife

I had the dumbest, least-canon idea of all time and had to put it in comic form. Enjoy!!

omg she rests her head on the table when she's tired

literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point

I saw that one "Mission Complete" screen (you know the one) and felt a sudden urge to draw the funniest way that could've happened. I don't actually know if this is funny at all because I've spent too much looking at it, enjoy!!

i have been diagnosed with autism

in times like these at least i have the character

Breach wizards is GOTY material

oh my god what do i gotta do to get everyone on earth talking about the video game tactical breach wizards that came out a few days ago bc it’s spectacular and i can’t stop thinking about it

couldn't be me

feeling targeted.

They have the best doorway conversations.