POV: You’re Steve Clark.

Trick or Treat! May I ask for spooky skeletal Banks? Like if the necromancy necromedicine started to have effects on her

:0 YES! ur a genius bro omg

you all don't understand the type of crazy insane this conversation Banks has with herself makes me. you don't understand. I have been thinking about this nonstop since I unlocked it 12 hours ago. I am clawing at the fucking walls.

I saw the template and I had to do it to ‘em.

Base under the cut

omg she rests her head on the table when she's tired

literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point

had a customer named steve clark yesterday

i have been diagnosed with autism

Semi-cute witch

Tactical Breach Wizards Spoilers but this part of this conversation is so funny because, like. Who're you calling nemesis-adjacent, Banks.

At this point in the game her and Jen are basically friends; they've joked around, bantered a bit, and the arrest and accidental murder from the beginning is basically forgotten. The only reason she's helped the resistance this long is because Jen asked nicely. In that SAME CONVERSATION Banks sort of flirts with her to distract her from her bad metaphor. This isn't even a "if you're rivals for that long you're just gay" she's just down bad and in denial. By the end of the game shes so horrendously down bad she fucking gets Jen a fake passport and if Jen starts the PI office in Liboli Banks WILL join her. fake ass nemesis I saw you laughing at her jokes