Right Now I Need A Fat Blunt In Between My Lips A Twisted Tea In My Left Hand And A Hot 6'5 Short Tempered

baby marauders for the soul <3

guys i just turned into a guitar

Feels like an appropriate time to post this photo….

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 10 hours:

i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school i cant go to school

me: im not into the blue eyed blond type.

randy, Michael, Eric, duff, bret and James:

Not another hardcore smut,give reader's kittycat a rest

"NoT aLl MeN"

You're right, Hydra the Hydrogen Fuel Truck would never