Lily: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Severus: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Remus: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Severus: That one. I want that one.

Severus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Lily: Why are you smiling?

Severus: What? I can’t just be happy?

James: Sirius tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Lily: Severus, I think we have a problem.

Severus: What, the fire?

Lily: No, the- wait, what fire?

Severus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

*******************Reversed Roles*****************

Severus: Lily, I think we have a problem.

Lily: What, the fire?

Severus: No, the- wait, what fire?

Lily: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Severus: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Narcissa: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Bellatrix: I ate it too-

Narcissa: See?

Bellatrix:: -On purpose...

Severus & Narcissa: ...What?

Severus, grinning: I have a knife!

Narcissa: Put it down, Severus.

Severus: Make me! *sprints away*

Looky at what I made! ❤❤

when are you posting chapter two?

soon I promise! it will be really short though so I am sorry in advance also my Tumblr on my phone isn't working properly anymore so I will really only be able to post when I have the laptop (like I do now) and as I stated before we only have this one and my mother Is doing her schooling on it along with my sister using it to plan her birthday party so things have just been a little hectic

another one of favourite tropes for these two: when in OOTP Sirius just doesn’t want to let Severus go to Voldemort 😭

Bellatrix: Hey Severus, Narcissa just broke my seashell lamp.

Severus: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Bellatrix: Okay, you win.