*human Is Explaining Earth Sports*

Meet Smudge the table cat

https://instagram.com/smudge_lord

Last time I made a post about this, I made a lot of people angry, but disabled individuals deserved to be explicitly protected in the constitution, and that’s that.

Constitutionally protecting disabled people literally harms nobody but the corporations and people that actively attempt to hurt them, so if you’re still mad about that, maybe you should reevaluate your outlook on life

People who are welcome into ADHD spaces: ‘Oh hey I think I might have ADHD/ADD because I relate to a lot of stuff you do/think/feel but I haven’t gone to a therapist to get officially diagnosed because I am scared/ my parents would laugh it off/ i don’t have money/ I am embarrassed/ I don’t have time/ I am not ready to fully face it yet’

People who are NOT welcome into ADHD spaces: ‘HAHAHA we are all a little ADHD sometimes! / OMG I get bored too! / Yeah I am so lazy also! / Lol I am always late as well! / You are overreacting! / But you are so smart/ quiet/ good!

Me lurking inside my messy as hell room which I really need to clean but havent in a while because of my executive dysfunction, whenever someone comes inside:

WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAAA-AAMP???!

It  costs  $0 dollars  to  not  make  fun  of Autistic  people

I'm pretty sure everyone hates being sent an unsolicited dick-pic. And if not then whatever, man, you like what you like, but could you ask first?

Media: “Female teacher seduces male student.”

Feminists: “You spelled rape wrong.”

Other Men: “She’s hot. He’s so lucky. Where was she when I was in high school?”

MRAs: “Why are male rape victims not taken seriously? It’s clearly the fault of feminists and not the fault of other men.”

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

me: *explains my adhd*

some dumbass neurotipical: um no sweaty that’s not how it works :) i know more than you, someone with adhd, and trained professionals :)))