I Didn’t Start It!

Fluffy One-Shot (part 1/?)

“Oh, I almost forgot,” Stolas hummed. He nudged Blitzø, who had gotten comfortable nuzzled into his side, and sat up in bed.

He let out a moan of mock-protest. “Forgot what, bitch, I’m tired,” Blitzø yawned, but sat up slightly. The clock read 3:47 AM. He frowned.

Stolas got out of bed and rustled through one of his dresser drawers until he took out a purple box. It was a bit larger than a shoe box, with a red bow, and a top that came completely off. He handed it to Blitzø cheerfully and sat back down next to him, “I hope you like it, darling.”

Blitzø took it from Stolas cautiously, with a look on his face. “Listen, Stolas, if this is another dildo, I—I—”

Stolas shook his head and chuckled, placing his hand on Blitzø’s reassuringly. “It’s a present.”

The imp nodded his head with extreme hesitance and reiterated. “If this is another dildo, Stolas, I swear to Satan— like, who needs forty se—”

Stolas cut him off, clearing his throat, “Just open it already!”

Blitzø groaned and unwrapped the bow. Stolas scooted back so the headboard met his spine, his eyes glued on Blitzø as he bit his lower lip with anticipation.

Another second went by, and Blitzø gasped. He put a hand over his mouth in shock and Stolas beamed. “It’s not a dildo!” He exclaimed happily, holding up the plush horse so Stolas could see.

“I know!” Stolas giggled.

Blitzø chuckled lightly as well, and looked at him in that one way you’ll hardly ever see Blitzø look at anybody. “Thanks, Stolas.”

The rest of the night, they slept soundly, with the stuffed animal squished between them and their fingers loosely tangled.

Inspired by soy.el.tio.limon 's art on instagram

What are some Severus hcs that you guys dislike?

"Severus TOBIAS Snape" irritates me to no end lmao

@skyel0ve oh girl no. Some people grieve different , people that grow up with social media sometimes run to it every time they are sad. Please dont tell people how to grieve.

I’ve been seeing some posts here and there about how some of the people closest to Cam haven’t posted about him or his death on socials.

Hot take: they don’t have to. They are fully entitled to grieve privately and in any way they want. They do not owe you anything. We all know how much they loved him they do not need to prove it to us with an Instagram post. Let them grieve in peace.

Remember when Stolas used to look so bold and powerful in the pilot? yeah me too

Remember also when, before the pilot came out, we thought he was going to be the main villain? wild times

This is how that scene went right

the funniest part of the snape antis on this hellsite is everyone hating him but simultaneously being obsessed enough to ascribe everything cool about him to other characters. like james potter as the half blood prince? LMAO. because his family created hair serum?! or regulus as a swashbuckling double agent? ma'am he fell at the first hurdle.

Pensieve Mishap

Someone grabbed the wrong memory of Albus’ labeled “Gellert”.

I kin severus tbh🕺

@throwthemanaway Dont get me started on the " Severus' whole life revolves around Lily" thing omfg. And facts ! why would Lily move passed something as serious as that. It doesnt make any sense

What are some Severus hcs that you guys dislike?

"Severus TOBIAS Snape" irritates me to no end lmao

Can you hear me crying