J*gulus Shippers Are Just Closet Snily Fans

I hope the 2022 trailer confirming Blitz making the first move shuts alot of yall up tbh.

the funniest part of the snape antis on this hellsite is everyone hating him but simultaneously being obsessed enough to ascribe everything cool about him to other characters. like james potter as the half blood prince? LMAO. because his family created hair serum?! or regulus as a swashbuckling double agent? ma'am he fell at the first hurdle.

weird mouth

shipz

(commissions open)

Severus is a better man than me I woulda pissed on #that mans body but he simply walked right passed it

Pensieve Mishap

Someone grabbed the wrong memory of Albus’ labeled “Gellert”.

i am not immune

"Why didn't Blitz and Stolas talk about what happened ?"

no 1. Via is fucking missing and in situations like that you put your grievances aside and you become civil.

no 2. There is a whole finale that we still havent seen due to the copyright issues yall, relax.

Anime L deserves better wtf

My Spicy Onion: L Lawliet Iterations

1. Manga L

Origami Frog. He is the detective cryptid Mothman told you to stay away from, but you didn’t listen, and that’s how you ended up talking to him in the back alley of your local ice cream shop, trading information about your long-lost hopes for three pieces of exclusive Scandinavian candy, only found in a small shop in Syrjäntaka, Finland. General Score: 6/10, he cleans his ugly, dirty feet on The International Bill of Human Rights, but hey, at least his smile is cute. 

2. Anime L

The Gremlin-Ghoul Chimera. His true self is black coffee mixed with poor life decisions, chronic depression, and half your weight in sugar, topped with strawberry frosting that’s actually three months expired, but you don’t have the heart to throw out because it was a present from the noisy neighbour who you know looks into your trash. General score: 5/10, his cursed moments only seemed to be enhanced by the animation.

3. Japanese Live Action L

Who Needs Eyebrows With Deductions Like These. A human glow-stick made out of untamed big brother potential, nostalgic contemplation, and cream puffs; he tried his best, and succeeded, but the waves of regret over the results are just as big as his desire to solve cases fast and furious. General score: 8/10, he’s a sweet, brave, adorable asshole who just wanted to eat cake and serve justice. 

4. Drama L

Now That’s An L That I Could Get Into. He’s the fashion blogger gay friend that you’ve never actually seen eat a vegetable in the twelve years you’ve known each other, the one you’re too afraid to ask for advice, because you know he will stream all your secrets to his 6.9 million subscribers, and then he’ll smile at you and you’ll forget he ever did such a thing. General score: 10/10, this boy knows his angles and his cases, he’s my perfect, imperfect boy.

5. Musical L

Kermit The Singing Frog. He’s the witch friend who has a hundred bottles with spells and a black cat named Sushka that he swears it’s his familiar; he is always awake no matter the time or day you call him, and whenever he enters a house he also says hello to the spirits nearby, because, c’mon, he’s a bit of a meddler sometimes, but he’s not that rude. General score: 8.5/10, his songs grabbed my heart, just to smash it into tiny pieces in the finale.

6. NoteFlix L

See If I Give A Shit, Light. Art student whose blood is 45% Starbucks latte at this point; if you try to tell him that art isn’t important, he’ll take a picture of your face, photoshop it into a fursuit, put it on a billboard in the interstate, and call it “Fury in Furry: a commentary on the consequences of pissing me the fuck off, mixed media”. General score: 4/10, he did an amazing job, but not even him could save such an awful script.

7. Bonus round: SilentReaper L

Classic DeviantArt, Babey. If you had your first Death Note phase in the late 2000s, it is virtually impossible you haven’t seen this bad boy; if you look directly at him for twenty seconds and then close your eyes, I can guarantee you can smell the hairspray you used throughout middle school. General score: 5/10, the perfect mix of canon L and fanon L.

Adult, post-war Snape meets adult Lily. He cannot recognize her anymore. The Lily in his head and the Lily in front of him are too different to be even related. The more he spends time with the adult Lily around, the more the ancient Lily fades away from his memories. Suddenly, she doesn't appear so holy. Suddenly, he realizes that he is his own. That all he's done, he owes it to himself.

Suddenly, he understands how easy it was for Lily to cut him out of her life.

He has enough of this charade. Let him walk free.

He too is not the same anymore.