Where Is Cole Gonna Live At If Joe Dies Tho. His Family Hate Him

I AM ROLLING

so we know lupin and sirius had both stated that snape knew way more about the dark arts than anyone else in his first year of hogwarts. we also know that sirius hated his family house for their awful pure blood supremacist views. but. BUT. i am CACKLING at the thought of snape being told the new headquarters for the order of the phoenix and entering sirius' house for the first time. remember harry's absolute horror and bafflement at grimmauld place the first time he went there? i know snape took one step inside, probably saw tonks trip over the troll foot, heard walburga black and said I KNOW YOU F*CKIN LYIN TO ME RIGHT NEOOWWWW?!??!!? BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! (pun unitendes) COMING FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS WHOLE TIME THIS WAS YOUR YARD?!?!?!

do you remember that bit in twitches when cameron goes to alex's house for the first time and whole time she's just like "...this is your house...?" in this really "im trying my hardest not to be rude" way.

i know during one of the meetings sirius or molly was pouring everyone tea, and the teapot was probably this ornate serpent with all these evil symbols, and snape took one look at it just like:

Stolas and Blitzø arguing like an old married couple is my new fav dynamic for them 🤭

Bonus Moxxie being a baby boy baby ❤:

(From Helluva Boss - 2x2 Seeing Stars)

VIVZIEPOP GIVE STOLAS A BREAK IN SEASON 2 OF HELLUVA BOSS.

you've tortured him enough! give us Verosika, Give us fallout from Asmodeous and his relationship with Fizz, Give us Moxxie and Millies first meeting, Millies backstory, shit, bring back the fucking Cherubs

BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE, let Stolas breathe girl, hes been taking nothing but consecutive Ls this entire series. Let him chill with Via for a while. ( I'm begging in vain because we all know a "break up" with Blitz is coming☠ )

a gift for my best friend @zaharya who saw a rough sketch of this and begged me to draw it.

thank you Viv, I don’t need you to remind me that I’m gay, I already know

Im reading a fic older than me rn wish me luck

When it’s 2018 and your favorite fic hasn’t been updated since 2014

Seeing Snape height discourse again and im here to tell yall that man is tiny. hes 5"2. He is a short king with alot of personality idc idc

These are much easier to make than drawing

I think Snape probably had the athleticism of a flobberworm as a child. I imagine him being small, scrawny, underfed, and not totally coordinated.

I can envision his dad making him play football when he's like 6 and as soon as the game starts he just sits down in the dirt and starts ripping up dandelions, completely ignoring the game. I think he would have been one of those kids.

Fluffy One-Shot (part 1/?)

“Oh, I almost forgot,” Stolas hummed. He nudged Blitzø, who had gotten comfortable nuzzled into his side, and sat up in bed.

He let out a moan of mock-protest. “Forgot what, bitch, I’m tired,” Blitzø yawned, but sat up slightly. The clock read 3:47 AM. He frowned.

Stolas got out of bed and rustled through one of his dresser drawers until he took out a purple box. It was a bit larger than a shoe box, with a red bow, and a top that came completely off. He handed it to Blitzø cheerfully and sat back down next to him, “I hope you like it, darling.”

Blitzø took it from Stolas cautiously, with a look on his face. “Listen, Stolas, if this is another dildo, I—I—”

Stolas shook his head and chuckled, placing his hand on Blitzø’s reassuringly. “It’s a present.”

The imp nodded his head with extreme hesitance and reiterated. “If this is another dildo, Stolas, I swear to Satan— like, who needs forty se—”

Stolas cut him off, clearing his throat, “Just open it already!”

Blitzø groaned and unwrapped the bow. Stolas scooted back so the headboard met his spine, his eyes glued on Blitzø as he bit his lower lip with anticipation.

Another second went by, and Blitzø gasped. He put a hand over his mouth in shock and Stolas beamed. “It’s not a dildo!” He exclaimed happily, holding up the plush horse so Stolas could see.

“I know!” Stolas giggled.

Blitzø chuckled lightly as well, and looked at him in that one way you’ll hardly ever see Blitzø look at anybody. “Thanks, Stolas.”

The rest of the night, they slept soundly, with the stuffed animal squished between them and their fingers loosely tangled.

Inspired by soy.el.tio.limon 's art on instagram