Feeling Rather Flummoxed Right About Now

So are earwigs!

queen bees are generally too heavy to fly due to their enormous ovaries and i think that’s fantastic

JULIUS CEASER FUCKIE NTG DIED???

I wanna write a 2 paragraph poem Abt this

kindof beautiful the way the light is refracting off my pop tart

Idk guys I think this unreliable narrator guy might not be the most trustworthy

No one told me how much braces would make me miss eating apples

I'm feeling arid right now

WIZARDS!!!

If you like casting *Flesh to Stone*

Then you will surely love *Stone to Flesh*

Give life to a cliff today!

Lechonk would've been so much more memorable if it's evolution was an anthro macho pig

What a terrible omen you are