The 'staff' Room At The Wizard Convention Going Crazy Rn

Technically every rat is in fact a bastard

I don't read them I simply acknowledge them as something I couldn't begin to understand

Thragg meant to post something

but Thragg forgt what was

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

Macbeth moment

Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.

Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.

You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.

Something is terribly wrong.

Stepped on this weird mushroom thing now this cute girl is asking for my name, I think she might have a crush on me

Now imagine a little German girl

She's a fucking pyramid with steps for some reason

Nearly hit myself in the face with a bisexual door

Call me Prometheus the way I gave the gift of fire to that orphanage

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