Ok I Slept And Ate Food And Now I Will Walk Around

Oh!!! That's so cool :] i like that it doesn't hurt the website

Hello people of "Tumbler!"

I finally have my account set up! Chloe (my boss) wanted some of us to have a "media presence" to help with advertising the tavern or something :/

Story's teaching me how to use a computer and the "internet"! It's all very interesting!! You can do so much stuff on here, it's crazy! You can make little faces with some of the characters :) :0 >:P >:D

I've been having so much fun messing with everything, I'm actually quite excited to see what the "Internet" and "Tumbler" has in store! Hopefully nothing TOO bizarre!

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

*wasnt thats an important detail. There wasn't a piano. Turns out that's called The Rule Of Funny, it's a toon thing. I know all about toons now. I learned from a very beautiful moth.

Somebody pulled a rope in the dining room today and a piano fell from the ceiling. It broke into like a million pieces. My boss is gonna be so mad. I swear there was a piano up there when I woke up this morning. Why did they do that?

i love showing this gif to my friends whenever i become incapable of speech to show that im fine but its just shut up time now

i couldn't connect with people i felt like mewtwo

Wow! Very informative

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.