Drove To Colorado With My Boyfriend And His Dog

You like Jupiter ascending… I find your taste questionable…

you take that back right the fuck now or I’m going sic shirtless cyborg angel wolf hybrid rocket boot frosted tips Channing Tatum on you and he’ll rip your throat out too

they should invent another song that makes you feel like This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody) does

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

remember to always be an annoying feminist killjoy bitch. do not stop.

Joan Crawford in HUMORESQUE (1946) dir. Jean Negulesco

light in the dark

i’m kinda like if a dying strip mall was a girl