I’M CRYING!!

Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically for weddings, not from a videogame that features Mickey Mouse beating up monsters with a key

When ur bra & panties match & you stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol

Me arriving at Marvel Studios at the crack of dawn tomorrow to talk about my therapy bills

can’t stop thinking about the cursed freaky friday dvd we got

RIP ALAN RICKMAN. 

i love how fucking straightforward jurassic park was

“yeah the raptor is contained…. unless they figure out how to open doors lmao” *cuts to a raptor opening a door*

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

studies show that i am a fucking idiot