*watches Netflix

im alive but only ironically

me: *wakes up*

me: SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SI

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

I'm mentally as stable as the hyenas from the lion king

I’m trapped within a mind that wants to die and a heart that wants to stay alive

gets personally offended when someone refers to rain as “bad weather”

OTP: *is fighting* OTP 1 or 2: “IT’S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!” Me:

*blows a kiss to the stars* for magnus bane

church: follow jesus

me: does he follow back?

church:

me:

church:

me: promo 4 promo?