When Your Boyfriend’s Parents Think Their Son Is Gonna Marry A Woman To Defend The Family’s honor 

bastille - send them off

Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically for weddings, not from a videogame that features Mickey Mouse beating up monsters with a key

the last supper was basically jesus cracking open his last cold one w the boys

don’t fuck with someone’s feelings because you’re unsure about yours

(via 3amsouls)

every episode of htgawm be like

first 40 minutes: everything is calm only lowkey drama

last 5 minutes: 6 dead bodies 17 new suspects 4 people missing everyone in danger

Voyager’s Jupiter and Io

its 2016 why isnt nintendogs an app yet

Matthew Daddario photographed by Joupin Ghamsari for 1883 Magazine

Me: *reads fanfiction*

Me: *receives text*

Me: *swipes it away*

Me: sorry, but im Too Busy Sinning™