what the fuck is happening malec are on the train and suddenly people in front of them start pole dancing and drumming and performing the “butt song” i’m screaming how is this a real book
Me:*does badly on something im supposed to be good at*
Me: Well i guess this is the end, im not good at anything anymore, i need to rethink my whole life and also die
Naked : Ft Kalki Koechlin and Ritabhari
ao3: and they were roommates
me: oh my god they were roommates
clary: i must get my memories back!
simon: whAt thEe acTuAL FuCk cAmilLe
izzy: alec u need to get laid jfc
jace: gotta help clary!
magnus: ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) @ alec
alec: IM??,,!NOT??!!,,,gAY???
i s2g
don’t fuck with someone’s feelings because you’re unsure about yours
(via 3amsouls)
i’m never good enough for anyone
not even myself