My First Girlfriend Turned Into The Moon🌕

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

It's almost 2 a.m. my time and I am so upset right now, I could have added this really cool scene I just thought of into my Kingsman fic!

Imagine Roxy just being her awesome self but she breaks character for a minute because someone brought a dog to the party and she just has to go and at least say hello, maybe pet it a bit, and Merlin can't even be mad because my man freaking LOVES dogs

I need to do a thing at some point, ugh

I've been thinking a lot about AI generated porn. This is porn with people who don't do sexual content, didn't consent to have their face/body molded into porn, and obviously are not being rightfully compensated for this content and the use of their likeness.

Not only is this abusive, but I can't help but think that this goes wayyyy beyond the scope of harassment, impersonation, or any laws that this would justly fit into. It's sexual harassment but 10 times more abusive and can be done to anyone from celebrities and politicians to school teachers, doctors, your friends, and your neighbors. If someone wishes to violate you through AI, they can with little to no repercussions. Imagine you couldn't get a job or accepted to a college because a fuck head made an AI pornographic video of you and its almost indistinguishable from you personally.

The mental toll that it would take to get over that is immeasurable. Imagine a cnc scene that's AI generated with a victim of rape. And they see that. What's the crime there? Obviously, that's a crime, and the people who generate this content are scum of the Earth and deserve to be prosecuted to full extent.

If you pay for this content then what the actual fuck are you doing with your life? There are REAL CREATORS who CONSENT to making sexual content. Many of them do custom videos ! Like what the actual fuck?!?! If your just doing it because of the lack of consent your no better than a rapist. And that isn't a hot take.

HARUNO SAKURA

The Haters may hate her, as much as they want..

..but, it really doesn’t matter, cuz even their own favs, love her.

Naruto Uzumaki

“Check it out! Superhuman lady ninja teacher, Haruno Sakura!” (Sakura Hiden)

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Sasuke Uchiha

“So she has become a ninja people can count on? Then I can’t stop either.“  (Sasuke Shinden) 

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Kakashi Hatake

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Tsunade Senju

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Sarada Uchiha

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Hashirama Senju

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Ino Yamanaka

“I wonder if it wasn’t also because her beloved hero Sakura was right there in front of her. You don’t know? You’re super popular with the younger ranks. You’re a medical ninja, but a strong fighter. And on top of that, you’re great at your job and beautiful. All that, you’re bound to be popular.”

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Shizune

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Shikamaru Nara

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Rock Lee

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Lady Chiyo

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Sasori

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Gaara

“Medical-nin were precious assets in the front lines for saving lines, but they couldn‟t really be compared to a shinobi of Gaara‟s class, because there would be an incredible difference in the skill of their taijutsu. Haruno Sakura of Konohagakure was the rare exception for that rule. “

“But then, take Konoha’s Haruno Sakura for example. She didn’t come from an unusual bloodline, but her strength made her an outstoundingly great shinobi. “

(Source: Gaara Hiden)

Jiraiya

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Sai Yamanaka

“We strung up one of Kido’s subordinates. Although seeing how things have turned out, I guess you were okay by yourself.” Sai grinned wryly.

Source: Sakura Hiden

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Boruto Uzumaki

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White Zetsu

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Hinata Hyuga

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Karin Uzumaki

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Morio - Iwagakure Nin

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Wasabi Izuno

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Gigi

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Kido - ANBU HIRE-UP/OFFICER

 “Just like a medical ninja to figure it out. Sharp Insight”

“A woman of superhuman strength, just as word had it,” Kido said

“That is an almost terrifying destructive power. To be able to injure my body when it’s enhanced by the Tailed Beast drug”

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.Konohamaru

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Shino

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Suigetsu

“But, aren’t everyone connected to Sasuke like super strong?”  (about Team 7, Sasuke Shinden: Book of Sunrise)

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Masashi Kishimoto

“My wife is a strong Woman. So, I guess, I can say that she is more similar to Sakura.”

ao3 is not instagram, and it’s not embarrassing to comment on a story that’s old. we understand that you just happened to come across it now; writing is magical in that you often come across the right story at just the time you need to read it.

also, authors will literally cry over their keyboard if you comment on the stuff they write.

Writers, please, please, please, I am begging you

I know we don't vibe with Mary Sues, and I know we like watching characters fail...

But if your character is the world's best assassin, they shouldn't be botching nearly every single step of every single job just because the plot demands it. If your character is one of the greatest fighters to ever live, they can't badly lose every single fight the plot throws at them and then barely win the final confrontation. If your character is a competent military strategist, they need at least a few small successes during the course of the plot. If your character is an experienced leader, they can't be constantly making the kind of missteps that realistically would cause their subordinates to lose confidence in them.

If your character is good at something. Show them being good at it.

traumatized fictional man with dubious morals I'd like to fuck

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People often praise me for my story ideas so I figured: Why not try to monetize that skill?

Would you pay for me to help you develop an OC/novel outline/worldbuilding project/etc?

We would sit together (figuratively, via Discord or email) to help you:

Think through details

Streamline your ideas

Flesh out your world and characters

Identify and fix problems and plot holes

Create outlines and prompts as a starting point

For pricing I think

OCs: $15

Worldbuilding: $30

Novel outline: $50

Though I'm very flexible on pricing.