So Like….. What Are The Rules On Centaurs Again?

Writers, please, please, please, I am begging you

I know we don't vibe with Mary Sues, and I know we like watching characters fail...

But if your character is the world's best assassin, they shouldn't be botching nearly every single step of every single job just because the plot demands it. If your character is one of the greatest fighters to ever live, they can't badly lose every single fight the plot throws at them and then barely win the final confrontation. If your character is a competent military strategist, they need at least a few small successes during the course of the plot. If your character is an experienced leader, they can't be constantly making the kind of missteps that realistically would cause their subordinates to lose confidence in them.

If your character is good at something. Show them being good at it.

Zutara incorrect quotes because BRAINROT

Zuko: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Katara: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Zuko: I don't have time for their problems.

Zuko: Wait you like me? For my personality?

Katara: I know, I was surprised too.

Zuko: I owe you one.

Katara: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Katara: I feel like doing something stupid.

Zuko: I’m stupid, do me.

Zuko: What are you in the mood for?

Katara: World domination.

Zuko: That's a bit ambitious.

Katara: You are my world.

Zuko: Aww...

Katara:

Zuko:

Katara:

Zuko: OH.

Katara, trying to flirt with Zuko: I think both of our families suck.

HARUNO SAKURA

The Haters may hate her, as much as they want..

..but, it really doesn’t matter, cuz even their own favs, love her.

Naruto Uzumaki

“Check it out! Superhuman lady ninja teacher, Haruno Sakura!” (Sakura Hiden)

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Sasuke Uchiha

“So she has become a ninja people can count on? Then I can’t stop either.“  (Sasuke Shinden) 

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Kakashi Hatake

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Tsunade Senju

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Sarada Uchiha

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Hashirama Senju

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Ino Yamanaka

“I wonder if it wasn’t also because her beloved hero Sakura was right there in front of her. You don’t know? You’re super popular with the younger ranks. You’re a medical ninja, but a strong fighter. And on top of that, you’re great at your job and beautiful. All that, you’re bound to be popular.”

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Shizune

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Shikamaru Nara

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Rock Lee

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Lady Chiyo

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Sasori

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Gaara

“Medical-nin were precious assets in the front lines for saving lines, but they couldn‟t really be compared to a shinobi of Gaara‟s class, because there would be an incredible difference in the skill of their taijutsu. Haruno Sakura of Konohagakure was the rare exception for that rule. “

“But then, take Konoha’s Haruno Sakura for example. She didn’t come from an unusual bloodline, but her strength made her an outstoundingly great shinobi. “

(Source: Gaara Hiden)

Jiraiya

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Sai Yamanaka

“We strung up one of Kido’s subordinates. Although seeing how things have turned out, I guess you were okay by yourself.” Sai grinned wryly.

Source: Sakura Hiden

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Boruto Uzumaki

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White Zetsu

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Hinata Hyuga

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Karin Uzumaki

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Morio - Iwagakure Nin

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Wasabi Izuno

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Gigi

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Kido - ANBU HIRE-UP/OFFICER

 “Just like a medical ninja to figure it out. Sharp Insight”

“A woman of superhuman strength, just as word had it,” Kido said

“That is an almost terrifying destructive power. To be able to injure my body when it’s enhanced by the Tailed Beast drug”

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.Konohamaru

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Shino

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Suigetsu

“But, aren’t everyone connected to Sasuke like super strong?”  (about Team 7, Sasuke Shinden: Book of Sunrise)

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Masashi Kishimoto

“My wife is a strong Woman. So, I guess, I can say that she is more similar to Sakura.”

Solidarity Summer is well and truly ramping up. AS IT FUCKING SHOULD.

That part

It's almost 2 a.m. my time and I am so upset right now, I could have added this really cool scene I just thought of into my Kingsman fic!

Imagine Roxy just being her awesome self but she breaks character for a minute because someone brought a dog to the party and she just has to go and at least say hello, maybe pet it a bit, and Merlin can't even be mad because my man freaking LOVES dogs

I need to do a thing at some point, ugh

(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)

Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.

Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.

Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”