When Emily Dickinson Said “How Dreary To Be Somebody”, And Daffodils Said “It’s Been Raining

Asserting dominance over my cat by slapping the red dot and turning off the laser pointer. I can kill it just fine, sounds like a skill issue little buddy.

Want to buy beautiful hard copies of my favorite books, annotate the shit out of it, fill it with sticky notes and letter and then give it to that one person.

evangeline x elane // red queen series

“elane haven is the most beautiful girl i’ve seen in any capacity, but she looks best in moonlight.”

We reached 50k!!!!

Let’s keep being loud!

SAVE WARRIOR NUN!⚔️

James: Why do you love me though, Lils?

Lily: You know I married you for your money and status, right?

James:

Remus: Yeah, Lily and I saw two pureblood idiots on our first day of school.

Lily: and we were like, "This is convenient."

Remus: and the plan worked.

James and Sirius:

Lily and Remus: *high fives*

Am I an agnostic young woman in the twenty first century who has plenty of real life things to accomplish? Yes, yes I am.

Have I nonetheless devoted an inordinate amount of time to memorizing the Lord’s Prayer in Proto-Celtic, Early Brythonic, and Old English? Yes, yes I have. 

Do I have regrets about this? Not as many as I should. The ability to scream holy Celtic verses from memory in open fields is terribly under-appreciated in this society.

Stages of tea 1. Rapid-tiny-sip hot 2. Optimum temp 3. “Down it” lukewarm 4. Just-too-late cold 5. Accidental yesterday’s tea horror sip

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

reblogging 5 years later because im broke in college and the job market is saturated and i need a summer job lol🤞🤞