Last Night I Had A Dream That I Was Playing Minecraft And I Noticed I Had 77 Blocks Of Cobblestone In

so true.

the feminine urge to say ‘so true’ in response to every single thing

Okay now I know I'm bout hyperfixate on dick cause I cannot for the life of me bring that much creative passion GODDMOTHERFUCKENDAMMNN

I rewatched Dead Poets Society a few weeks ago and felt inspired to write this contrapuntal poem :)

James: Struts into the room with a pout*

Sirius and remus: looking at each other confused*

sirius -mouthing to remus-: -what's up with him?-

Remus: shrugs* evans a has been with me

Sirius: looking more confused,* ill ask

YO PRONGS WHATS WROOONNNGG

James:......

Peter: he's out of hair gel

William Fucking Byers

Mog, apologizing: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

Jack: What's that?

Mog: Remorse code.

Jack: I'm even angrier now.

women. you agree. reblog.

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

my librarian / art teachers name is beth and I MADE A JOKE AND CALLED HER "BETHTIE" AND NOW SHE THINKS I HAVE A LISP BUT THE THING IS I DID HAVE A LISP I WORKED AROUND IT BUT I STILL STUTTER SOMETIMES AND IDK HOW TO TELL HER IT WAS A JOKE-