Reblog If You Honestly Have NEVER Sent Anon Hate.

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

ALR FUCK IT

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

rb if ur gay

Would you like to come over and look at the moon with me?

i want a sitcom about a psychic who can see crimes before they happen so they work for the police and while working there she meets a skeptical young officer{ill call her cop 1} and slowly they fall in love with each other and have brunch and stay up late together watching horror movies while the cop is like "okay slitting a throat would not produce that much blood" and they dye each others hair and the cops older brother is also a cop {cop 2} and he's even more skeptical. but the psychic dyes the officers hair pink and the officer dyes the psychics hair black, and staying up so late has made the psychic have dark eye circles and a pale face, and they have a sense of humor that's just a smidge too dark. and then cop 2 gets really suspicious of the psychic because he predicted something slightly off and her backstory just doesn't add up to her resume and you start to realise all these murders and arsons were somehow tied to cop 1s enemies and childhood bullies and then its revealed that the psychic has been stalking cop 1 for 3 years and has been committing the crimes herself in order to make cop 1 fall in love with her

someone needs to give blackbeard the power of eyeliner.

marauders n co as possum memes bc

james

remus

sirius

peter

regulus

lily

marlene

mary

dorcas

"Can the society of bad back pain please stand?"

*groaning from the stands*