I Appreciate This GREATLY

just imagine what it's like to be me for five seconds what if you everyday had to go before the grand court of tumblrinas and be like "yeah I think this is one of the most interesting characters to somehow sneak his way into hollywood I think he's nuanced beyond what the average sane viewer will ever grasp I think he's severely misunderstood by like 90% of viewers and I'm a true unironic elitist about him" and the character in question is faggy the pirate disney's golden cashcow and face of a million lunchboxes. and he's in fortnite. and you're not allowed to kill myself

i wish yuriverse was real so i could fuck hot cougar milf barbossa.

more people should comment on their inaturalist observations because this melted my heart and made me kinder

Docile, always moved slowly . new life philosophy just dropped

Who the fuck had the balls to ask taio cruz about this and how do i get their number

hector barbossa just hit the vape live on television

some recent springtail observations

we are so back . "jack sparrow does not fuck" is officially the funniest possible take to have, ever

Sorry I think your premise is flawed bc fundamentally Jack Sparrow Does Not Fuck

YOU HATE HIM BC YOU AIN'T HIM

conversation i had with my mom

Can we talk about how this was literally just sparrington powerplay for a second

Deleted scene (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, 2006).