Man, I Love This Character So Much! [fills Them With A Deep And Inescapable Yearning Which They Don’t

Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

"norrington's one of my favs but the way some parts of his fandom act like his death is something that serves no point cuz it was tragic and senseless feels like a big woosh moment that makes me kind of embarrassed

like yeah its sad and unfair he dies welcome to at worlds end it is basically a tragedy anyway did you not see how the entire movie begins w sequences of senseless death and also pins its climax on senseless death that's the point it's why elizabeth's dad dying matters so much and esp why it matters that norrington didn't change sides until it started hurting people close to him and why he himself says he's not absolved from his other sins the ravages of capitalism doesn't give a shit about you and letting it chew the world up means you will eventually get caught in its teeth too thats the entire point of the story

its supposed to be sad and make you think about the consequences of being complicit in a messed up system the tragedy isn't that he died it's that he ever thought it was worth it to betray everyone and join beckett in the first place"

Can we talk about how this was literally just sparrington powerplay for a second

Deleted scene (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, 2006).

okokok ill get it out of my system in a week or so

anyway im very pleased with myself on picking a wolverine for barbossa

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

just imagine what it's like to be me for five seconds what if you everyday had to go before the grand court of tumblrinas and be like "yeah I think this is one of the most interesting characters to somehow sneak his way into hollywood I think he's nuanced beyond what the average sane viewer will ever grasp I think he's severely misunderstood by like 90% of viewers and I'm a true unironic elitist about him" and the character in question is faggy the pirate disney's golden cashcow and face of a million lunchboxes. and he's in fortnite. and you're not allowed to kill myself

— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

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