Too Many Movies Have Been Ruined By Not Casting Ugly People

— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

your girl calls me Sparrow the way I. no i shan’t say

I shall say YOUR girl calls me sparrow the way I jack her off!!!!!!!!!

you better start believing in gay furry porn

yroue in it

the sea is wet today

"I do not think James Norrington knows where the clit is, but he sure as hell thinks he does. And you might say "Oh, that's because it's the 1720s no one knew where or what the clit was" and like first off WRONG and second off, you don't get it. It's important for James, as a character, to not know where the clit is, and it's also important that he thinks that he knows. All versions of James Norrington be they modern or not are fundamentally unaware of the clit. My supreme hot take is that James Norrington does not dabble in orgasms -- only in disappointment; It is his fatal flaw, and only tragedy awaits him."

"Orlando Bloom signed to the movie the day before he showed up to shoot this. He came right in and just got the character. He had about ten minutes to work on the stuff with the sword. The flip and everything like that... But just how well he plays this scene is just amazing. Everything about the character you need to know comes across here."

Stuard Beattie, Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio and Jay Wolpert - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl audio commentary

too many people trying to justify hannibal's actions not enough people appreciating his commitment to the bit

seeing people posting purple isopods like . They don't know

Purple roly poly

@coconutsandchlorine