Davy-jones-yaoi - Mr. Davy Jones Yaoi (official)

is this anything

we are so back . "jack sparrow does not fuck" is officially the funniest possible take to have, ever

Sorry I think your premise is flawed bc fundamentally Jack Sparrow Does Not Fuck

YOU HATE HIM BC YOU AIN'T HIM

my thing with jack is like I do find him tragic just not on the surface level I don't think people finding him generally distasteful disliking him and throwing him to eldritch beings to save their own skin is sad I think it's funni I laugh when these things happen to him. the tragedy of jack is that he's become such a piece of shit throughout his long sordid life that he Does deserve every bad thing that comes his way. like the tragic character isn't present day jack sparrow the tragic character is the misty lady's cabin boy who maybe could have been dealt just a slightly better hand by life. I'm not sad because he's being killed and eaten I'm sad because if he had been just a smidge more well adjusted or if one of the several formative incidents hadn't happened I'd feel worse for him when everything we see happen on screen happens to him. you know. this evil bug creature makes me mentally unwell I fear

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

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round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?

ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️

sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮

Sometimes a ship is good because it would be so fucking funny