I Fucking Love You

Ass

HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY SON CRY???

I think lightbulb MIGHT died but I dunno guys

(ok just to clarify that was actually Pandemonium shouting that at Owl)

MINIGAME MINIGAME

| He dives into a portal AWAY FROM YOU. |

SON-??? 😭😭

so ehmmm I like legs and thighs

Who was your first ever fictional crush?

Here's mine

Hey skrunklies

Sorry about being inactive for a long ass time

legit didn’t know what to post

Pressure brainrot got me

epically tries to beat pressure for the 30th time

@owlthehybrid you little bitch I’m 5'4

how tall are y'all again?

you can tell im being serious because I never say y'all

How I dance after being escorted from the kitchen for dipping my big toe in the fondue.

me when i’m covered in fire ants (trying to shake them off)

Dave blinked, his neck craning to look down at Jack.

" Sorry, Sportsy! I was just excited to see you! "

He seems genuinely apologetic.

" SPORTSYY? SPORTSY! " Dave doesn't seem to realize how loud he’s being.

“Jesus fuckin’- Can you manage t’ be ANY louder.”

It’s being sarcastic. Don’t get louder.

maaatttt i lvoe you sos ososso much mwmwmwaahmwhawmhaamh

" Oh– Thank you, I guess..? This is the second time in a month someone besides Steven has said that to me! "

lmao

His bow-tie and top-hat privileges got revoked