Dat-big-boiii - Bow Chika Wow Wow

i don't need a hug, i need to fucking GRADUATE

there should be a bigfoot emoji. i can think of at least 10 people i would send that too regularly.

I might be good at math but counting pani puris while eating is where all of my skills disappear.

In India exams aren’t about knowledge; they’re about how fast you can write without crying.

the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016

it is what it is? all I hear is titties

I wanna sleep pls, 12-15 ghante sona hai

no more bare minimum, I want the moon & the stars. maybe even a planet at this point.

Step 3: Say "haanji aap bhi" and watch your mother's soul leave her body

How to Deal with Relatives Who Think You’re Too Thin/Fat :

Step 1 : Smile and say, “Thanks for noticing—I’ve been working on it.”

Step 2 : Stuff a samosa in your mouth and walk away.