These Two Are Good Friends I Dont Care What Anyone Says

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

ihop stands for international house of pussy

i feel like garbage here’s some darkstache based on shenanigans niko and i do

(BimDark cock warming) Bim sitting behind Dale's desk in his chair and having Dark bend over and take his pants off so Bim can admire how his ass looks in the panties he got him before he pulls theose down and moves Dark back by his hips and sets him in his lap, burrying his cock in his ass as well, and Dark has to work with Bims cock juts streaching him out and a few times Dark needs to pause and just moan and whine for a moment bc Bim had reached an ram around and is jerking him off but 1/? 🌷

He’s not allowed to cum, test or by cock ring, but as soon as Dark finished his work Bim pushes him off his lap and fucks him while he’s bent over the desk (Dark ends up leaving scratch marks in it) (Also when Bim is checking Darks ass out he’s very vocal, and touchy, bout it. Playfully grabbing it and watching Dark jump, smacking it and wolf whistleing as the red makes a nice contrast with the panties colour, teasing that he can’t wait to fuck Dark raw, asking Dark to spread his stance 2/? 🌷

Having him bend over more, arch his back, or turn around so he can see Darks cock straning against the fabric and commenting on the dark patch precum leaking Darks tip (and that makes Dark go red).) 3/3 🌷

Bim having Dark bent over his (Bims) desk, in nothing but panties, thigh highs and ropes (keeping his less apart and arms ties up) and spanking him with his belt (Darks or Bims, both are interesting) and not gaging or blindfolding him bc he can’t see Bim anyways so he has no idea when the belt will make contact and each time it does he moans so damn loudly and arches his back, and Bim calls him a whore who needs to be out in his place, and every now and then he’ll grab Darks ass or use 1/3 🌷

his hand, or teach around and rub Darks hard cock through his panties and will comment on how hard he is (while also maybe grinding his own pants clad but still very hard dick against Darks ass) and instead nod taking the panties off, they’re silk, Bim just takes his cock out and humps Dark until he cums (and jerks Dark off while he does it) and at first he calls Dark a /dirty/ whore but pretty quickly his comments turn into deep growls and pants as he gets off (Like ⅔ 🌷

Bim just humping and grinding and rawing Dark like a pent up animal is so hot) 3/3 🌷

tulip

oh my god

i have nothing eloquent to say except HOLY FUCK reading this and all of your bimdark smut has honestly been the highlight of my day so thank you 👍👍👍

Please watch Little Witch Academia

Wilford, drunk as fuck, coming into Dark’s office with a guitar and roses tucked behind both his ears, his shirt messily opened: i love you bitch.

Darkiplier: o.. my god.

Wilford, after he strums the guitar: i ain’t ever gon stop loving you. bitch.

you can thank @egossideblog for this addition on the clotheswap post lmao

( @pleaseletthisjimbetaken )

dark: get out

Darkiplier, texting Wilford after a drunken office party: i don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Wilford: alive? yeah.

Darkiplier: not in jail?

Wilford: [Read at 11:45 am]

Darkiplier: WILFORD