More Darkstache Plz I Love You

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen lol Just…waiting for the right moment to take off the glasses…Momiplier is a comedy genius~

HOW WELL DOES MY MOM KNOW ME?

i’ve never laughed so hard at an intro before in my entire fucking life

cause everybody needs these three singing i’ll make a man out of you on their dash (x)

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

Get sad

These spot the difference games are getting harder…

I think because their height is so similar

calvin the cuddlefish is hands down the cutest thing ever

My sense of denial is stronger than my sense of reality.