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“the reason that’s really funny to me is because pretty much all you guys hear from me are really loud annoying yells.” (x)

Mark saying hewwo

Marvin: i’m cold

Chase: here, take my jacket

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Dr. Iplier: I’m cold 

Shcneep: Well damn Edward I can’t control the weather 

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Anti: i’m cold

Dark: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold, you should’ve said something sooner.

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Bing: Are you cold?

Google: We are androids we don’t get cold 

Bing: Right 

just yknow a reminder: no matter the bullshit mark pulls, please be mindful of yourself and others. no fighting or anything like that….be careful and try not to panic, take a breather.

Momiplier: No, I don’t know him.

Momiplier: I have one son and his name isn’t Mark.

Momiplier: No idea who this silly naked man is.

I’m not promising anything but here’s a teaser

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME HAHA

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME HAHA

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME HAHA

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME HAHA

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME HAHA

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME HAHA

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME HAHA

YOU

ALL

LOOK

JUST

LIKE

ME

Darkiplier, texting Wilford after a drunken office party: i don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Wilford: alive? yeah.

Darkiplier: not in jail?

Wilford: [Read at 11:45 am]

Darkiplier: WILFORD