I Love Them …….

She // Dodie Clark

have you ever considered: darkiplier, but with Legs

leggy

You guys know that famous youtuber? the one who plays the games?? i think his name is uhhh….

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Soft danti sketches because i need it

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen lol Just…waiting for the right moment to take off the glasses…Momiplier is a comedy genius~

HOW WELL DOES MY MOM KNOW ME?

markiplier: professional vlogger

spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!

“She fell in love with you.”

Darkiplier, texting Wilford after a drunken office party: i don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?

Wilford: alive? yeah.

Darkiplier: not in jail?

Wilford: [Read at 11:45 am]

Darkiplier: WILFORD