Ed Edgar: So are you straight?
Dark: Straight from Hell.
she had the world + lockscreens
Momiplier: No, I don’t know him.
Momiplier: I have one son and his name isn’t Mark.
Momiplier: No idea who this silly naked man is.
favorite person: [gives me attention]
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it
Normal singles: Ugh, look at all these couples, it’s making me sick. #SingleLife Only morning text I’m waking up to is from my parents telling me how much of a loser I am for not being in a relationship.
Single, excited, me: OMG YASS IT’S FUCKING VDAY, KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! FUCKING GAY SMUT/ONE SHOTS V-DAY AU UPDATES FROM MY FAV AUTHORS!!! *Throws rainbow confetti*
I…..love being called angel like…if you’ve ever called me angel i swear my knees have gone weak and i’ve written about it in my diary
you can thank @egossideblog for this addition on the clotheswap post lmao
( @pleaseletthisjimbetaken )
has anyone done this yet?