Honestly Are You And Mark Still Friends?

:y

I can’t believe wilford warfstache is canonically hung like a horse

I can be your angel

OR YOUR DEVIL

just yknow a reminder: no matter the bullshit mark pulls, please be mindful of yourself and others. no fighting or anything like that….be careful and try not to panic, take a breather.

i am crying

This is a little blurb I wrote on @darkwarf nsfw Discord chat and I figured I’d be nice and share it with the rest of you

Dark sat at his desk, working on what felt like the hundredth paper for the day. He locked himself away in his office because he wanted to get ahead for once so he could, somewhat, relax over the next few days. One can only relax so much when you’re in a relationship with a madman and a literal virus. 

“Look at our handsome man, working so hard.” A voice whispered into Dark’s ear, making him immediately drop his pencil, all want of work leaving his mind.

“He’s always doing his best, isn’t he?” Another voice was in Dark’s other ear.

“And he always looks so beautiful when he blushes.” Wilford chuckled, placing a kiss on Dark’s jaw. 

“He’s always beautiful,” Anti added, running his tongue along the shell of Dark’s ear and grinning when he earned a little gasp. 

“Maybe he can show us just how beautiful he can be.” Wilford purred. 

“Legs spread wide open, face fully flushed and his memorizing voice begging and pleading for more.” Anti placed his hand on Dark’s thigh while Wilford did the same to the other.

“How does that sound, my little demon?” Wilford asked. “Do you want us?" 

"Do you want to show us your beauty?” Anti moved his hand up higher. 

“Y-Yes.” Dark whimpered. 

“Good boy,” Wilford smirked.

steven using the razor garnet knew he would need :’))))))

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Darkiplier: oh, god, what did you do?

Wilford: ...UwU?

Darkiplier: don’t fucking ‘uwu’ me, what did you do?!?

a variety of egos as things i've said to my friends

Dark: bitch get ready it's fuckin sad

Wilford: is it genius or madness

Bing: WHY AM I A SQUID

Google: ...gloves are condoms for your hands

Bim: actual cannibal cheeto

Jim's: i am but a lonely, sad miserable meme

The Host: fruit cake is the equivalent to satan's ass

Ed Edgar: RICH? MORE LIKE B I T C H

Yandere: would u let me haunt u if i was a ghost

Silver Shepard: im gonna spit on his car because i cant afford goin to jail for destruction of property

KoTS: jokes on u i like eggs

Dr. Iplier: he's scrawny so i mean really how hard would it be to get out of his grip if he pinned me down

Anti: do you think if i threw a knife at a wall hard enough i could rip time and space itself

Schneep: freddy mercury killed me before i could finish talking

Chase: I FUCKING TRIPPED ON MY CANDY BAG I WANT TO DIE

Angus: my entire life is one big episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

Jackieboy: how do people expect me to do things i can't even tie my shoes correctly

Marvin: i am the human embodiment of the uwu extension for google chrome

Jameson: he is nothing but a pepperoni on the pizza of life

Robbie: i prefer the term limp noodle