Darkstachee - Ⅹ️Ⅹ️

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some good ol’ Danti for ya soul

Didn’t think Dark could get any more creepy? Think again…

I highly recommend you wear headphones and close your eyes while you listen.

describe your favorite ego with a vine

I can be your angel

OR YOUR DEVIL

Your what now

helena / my chemical romance

requested by @yo-punto-uwu

Darkstache, royal au :D

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a variety of egos as things i've said to my friends

Dark: bitch get ready it's fuckin sad

Wilford: is it genius or madness

Bing: WHY AM I A SQUID

Google: ...gloves are condoms for your hands

Bim: actual cannibal cheeto

Jim's: i am but a lonely, sad miserable meme

The Host: fruit cake is the equivalent to satan's ass

Ed Edgar: RICH? MORE LIKE B I T C H

Yandere: would u let me haunt u if i was a ghost

Silver Shepard: im gonna spit on his car because i cant afford goin to jail for destruction of property

KoTS: jokes on u i like eggs

Dr. Iplier: he's scrawny so i mean really how hard would it be to get out of his grip if he pinned me down

Anti: do you think if i threw a knife at a wall hard enough i could rip time and space itself

Schneep: freddy mercury killed me before i could finish talking

Chase: I FUCKING TRIPPED ON MY CANDY BAG I WANT TO DIE

Angus: my entire life is one big episode of "i shouldn't be alive"

Jackieboy: how do people expect me to do things i can't even tie my shoes correctly

Marvin: i am the human embodiment of the uwu extension for google chrome

Jameson: he is nothing but a pepperoni on the pizza of life

Robbie: i prefer the term limp noodle

two moods: -wilford -GUN