Kryoz: I Can’t Believe This

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

PSA

hey guys can we stop normalising intense stalking of people, to find info and pictures. Its kinda creepy going through their private pics and stuff just to kinda like share them with the internet. If you’re going to do it just dont bring it up please? we dont want any of the boys being uncomfortable/ forced into deleting private profiles because some group of fans raided their privacy >.>

I swear ive seen so many ppl bragging please remember these are real people 

thanks guys 

T H E N U T S

just listen

Ohm: john, are you sober?

Kryoz: *slurred* why *hic* would i be sober on my birthday? huh? tell me that Ohm, ya little bunny rabbit

Ohm: …

Ohm: john, buddy

Kryoz: Ohm, buddy

Ohm: John it’s 10:30 in the morning

Kryoz: and? *hic*

Ohm: *gives him a disappointed look*

Kryoz: geez sorry dad *eyes start to water like he’s about to cry*

Ohm: …john?

Kryoz: *starts to cry*

Ohm: okay okay! you don’t have to record today!!

Kryoz: *through tears* thank you *under his breath* ha got eem

happy birthday kryoz!!

One time in drama class we were playing this game where you have to keep asking each other questions but it has to be on the same topic, and I was up with this mean girl who everyone really doesn’t like bc she’s a bitch and she’s really dumb, and she was like ‘have you ever failed a test?’ And my sassy side came out and I was like 'have you ever passed one?’ (I said it in a sassy voice too) my teacher laughed so hard