What Happens Before My Friends And I Play Video Games?!  Extremely Funny

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

Panda: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Ohm: Why? Because they’re big and scary? Because-

Panda: Because they’re all dead

melt your headaches- call it home. 

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

Kryoz: the french have given us many good things

Smitty: *at the same time as John* french toast

Kryoz: *at the same time as Smitty* the guillotine

what does it say about me that this is the post that broke me

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

Panda: I need your help.

Wildcat: Who are we killing? Now, I don’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.