The Guys According To My Dad

IM CRYING THIS IS ME

Me: *about to click a fanfic* Fanfic: abandoned work Inner me: hoe dont do it Me: *clicks it* Inner me: oh my god

relatable™

I’m coming out!!

of my room because I’ve been in here for the past two weeks

but I’m also gay

Kryoz, fondly: Smii7y sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable…

Smii7y, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… I think the fuck not…

STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM

JUST GO TO BED

Zuckles: Your secret is safe with me. Largely because i don’t care, and I’ll probably forget.

Did a how-to thingumbobber about taking lecture notes! I hope it helps!

I lowkey ship you and Brandon Calvillo and I apologize.

Haha no need to apologize! There’s probably a good bit of fanfic out there to make you happy as well

Kryoz: Why do I feel terrible?

Smii7y: Maybe because coffee is not a meal? Eat a vegetable. Sleep.

Kryoz: Guess we'll never know.

Smii7y: Oh my god.

Kryoz: the french have given us many good things

Smitty: *at the same time as John* french toast

Kryoz: *at the same time as Smitty* the guillotine