Lance Flirting Headcanons

Lance, sliding across the floor in his socks: Hey babe, you look a lot like my next boyfriend ;)

Keith, close to tears: wHO IS HE, IS HE BETTER AT SWORD FIGHTING, IS THAT WHY-

Lance: Is your name Ariel? Because I think we were mermaid for each other ;))

Keith: Who the fuck is Ariel

Lance, laying on the table: Hey honey, I think youre lacking some vitamin ME ;)))

Keith, shoving gummy vitamins in his mouth: I don’t think m.e. is a real vitamin

Lance: Are you from Tennesse? Cuz you’re the only ten I see ;))))

Keith, in a cowboy hat, plaid shirt cowboy boots on top of a horse, sipping sweet tea: Y'all’d’ve known I’m Texan, mate

Lance, shooting out from under the table: IF YOU WERE A FRUIT, YOUD BE A PINEAPPLE

Keith: what the fucks a fruit

Lance: Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cuz you have a sweet ass ;))))

Keith, straight faced: No, it’s cocaine.

Lance, swinging from a chandelier: Hey baby, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Keith: What? Are-are you trying to-SHIROOOO LANCE WANTS TO STEAL MY ORGANS

Lance, falling off: kEITH, NO-

Lance: Was your dad a boxer? Cuz you sure are a knockout ;))))

Keith, crying: I dont know, my dad left me as a kid

Lance: Hey, did you know I’m a theif? Cuz I’m here to steal your heart ;))))

Keith, screeching: SHIRO HES TRYING TO SELL MY ORGANS AGAIN SHIIIIIIROO OH MY GOD

Lance, leaning on a door all cool like: Was your mom an alien? Cuz you’re out of this world ;))))

Keith, crying and full of self-hate after finding out he’s half galra: Y-yes

Lance: Someone call the space cops, cuz it’s illegal to look that good ;))))

Keith, jumping out a window: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

Lance, putting on sunglasses: Keith, babe, you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti-

Lance: Stop, drop, and roll baby cuz you are on fIRE ;)))))))

Keith, sitting completely still after 3 days of not sleeping: It’s about fucking time.

Lance: KeITH NO

Lance, at night, gliding into Keith’s room: Baby, my name’s Lance, just so you know what to scream out ;))))))))))))))))

Keith, reaching for his knife, frantic: sssshhhhhIIROOOO, HE FINALLY SNAPPED. LANCE IS GOING TO MURDER ME

Lance, a huge blanket in his arms: Hey Keith, Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle ;))))))))))

Keith, who has never washed his clothes in his life: What the fucks a fabric softener

Pidge, dragging Keith into her room: Okay. This ends right now, right here you dense ass motherfu-

Keith, confused after just being kidnapped: What the fuck

Pidge: KEITH, YOU FUCKING BRICK WALL, LANCE IS TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS FUCKING SAY YES OR FLIRT BACK JUST PLEASE END THIS SUFFERING YOURE PUTTING US ALL THROUGH

Keith:…. flirt?????? Whats??? Whats flirting???

Keith, pulling at his hair, reading the scribbles from his arm, red as a firetruck: Uh, shit, um Did-did you butt dial me? Cuz uh…. fucking pidGe, um cuz, BECAUSE THAT ASS IS CALLING ME

Lance, crying, moving to kiss Keith: I LOVE YOU???? SO MUCH???? YOURE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE??? MY ONE AND ONLY????? MY REASON FOR LIVING??? MY ONE TRUE LO-

Lance Flirting Headcanons

Lance: Hey baby, are you a strawberry? Cuz I’d love to eat you ;)

Keith: Did you just … are you planning cannibALISM???!?!?! SHIROO

Lance, sliding accross the table: Hey boy, are you a library book, because I’m checking you out! ;))

Keith: …

Keith: What the fucks a library

Lance: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I see myself in your pants ;)))

Keith, tearing up: Lance why do you want to wear my pants, these are mine how could you, I love these, these are special

Lance, dropping down from the ceiling: Is that a gun in your pants or are you happ-okay thats a knifE KEITH NO dONT STAB ME

Lance, standing on a table: Hey Keith, were you made in a bakery? Cuz youre a sweetie pie <3

Keith: My mom said I was made in a movie theatre while they were showing Kung Fu Panda

Lance: …

Keith: ….

Lance: Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you ;)))

Keith, already shoving Lance into a healing pod: LANCE, STOP HURTING YOURSELF FOR OTHERS

Lance, crying to himself: youre so cute?

Lance: Hey Keef, do you like sleeping? Because we should totally do it toge-

Keith, after staying awake for the 8th day in a row: What’s sleeping?

Lance: kEITH,,, gO SLEEP

Lance: Pidge I need help, nothings working.

Pidge: You just gotta flirt in a way he would understand

Lance: I have the perfect idea

Pidge, looking into the camara: Why do I have to suffer like this.

Lance, hanging from a silk rope doing splits: Hey Keith, will you be the Moth to my Man? Together we could make the greatest cryptid ;)))))

Keith, crying: Holy fuck I’m in love with you

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darknessarounds99

8 years ago

Have you ever looked at a series and think:

“Yeah alright this is good, but it could be better. Its not as good as it could be”.

Like the characters are ok but they could have more deep and be more interesting and the stories could be told better and you just think.

“Put me in charge of this show. I know how to make it gud”

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darknessarounds99

9 years ago

marinette: [corrupted by an akuma victim's influence] CHAT NOIR I AM GONNA TAKE YOU OUT

chat: if you wanted to go out on a date with me all you had to do was ask

marinette: how is it that I'm the one corrupted by an akuma and you're still more terrible than I am

chat: good to know you're still in there, marinette

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darknessarounds99

9 years ago

Has this been done yet? I apologize for my nasty handwriting

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darknessarounds99

9 years ago

Adrien Is Weeb Trash And You Cannot Convince Me Otherwise.

Adrien is weeb trash and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Alternative title: Origin Story 0.5

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darknessarounds99

9 years ago

What did I just read .-. 👌

G-Rated Ways Kanan and Hera could probably “do it” or show clear sexual tension within acceptable Disney TV-Y7 radars...

- Kanan strolling into Hera’s quarters perhaps for a talk. They “gaze” at each other and the we see the POV from the outside of the doorway. And then the door closes and we see Hera and Kanan approach but never get a glimpse of their next action by the time the doors shut.

- Kanan and Hera sit in proximity. Then Kanan, having been blinded, is clearly searching for any trace of physical intimacy and his fingerless-gloved hands reaches for Hera’s gloved hands and they start twiddling their fingers. And then Kanan slowly yanks off his glove while the hand remains in contact with Hera’s fingers. Then Hera slithers her hand out her glove, and his hand, getting the message, starts helping her hand out of her glove, and their bare hands are caressing. Child viewers will think it’s cute. But it’s clear what these gestures mean to adult viewers.

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darknessarounds99

9 years ago

A Day Before I Received A Tangled X Miraculous Ladybug Request, I Was Hearing ‘ Mother Know’s Best ‘

A day before I received a Tangled x Miraculous Ladybug request, I was hearing ‘ Mother Know’s Best ‘ and I got this idea and HAD to to it! So I did a storyboard of Gabriel as Mother Gothel and Adrien as Rapunzel lol. Also a find this song particularly accurate >_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_b–4vQUU

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darknessarounds99

9 years ago

Hey guys

An episode where Marinette’s mother is akumatized, she attacks the school and Marinette immediately recognizes her mother. She is completely distraught “Mama it’s me! Mama!” Akuma!Sabine then leaves the scene and Adrien comforts Marinette before leaving to transform.

During the battle Chat Noir is much more serious, very little bad puns or witty humor, he is focused on capturing the akuma. He refuses to let Marinette, his first friend, know the pain of losing a mother.

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darknessarounds99

9 years ago

if u listen closely u’ll hear ladybug groaning in the distance

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darknessarounds99

9 years ago

Look Closer. What Do You See? You Have Big Eyes. Yes! Big Eyes. Very Big. Because They Are Full Of Wonder.

Look closer. What do you see? You have big eyes. Yes! Big eyes. Very big. Because they are full of wonder. That is my center. It is what I was born with. Eyes that have always seen the wonder in everything! Eyes that see lights in the trees and magic in the air. This wonder is what I put into the world! And what I protect in children. It is what makes me a Guardian. It is my center. What is yours?

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