I Had A Dream That I Was Eating Chat Noir Cereal….

it’s been an exhausting week so take whatever this is

shut up adrien you’ve known her like 2 minutes

adrien has a flashy chat noir suit so i bet a kwami-swap would give him a more elaborate ladybug design! he’d probably call himself coccinelle.

when his arms are down the cape falls around his shoulders like ladybug wings! the hem of it is pinned at his wrists by tikki’s earrings repurposed as cufflinks. he also gets a lil decorative belt and a coloured hair tint as throwbacks to earlier ladybug designs!

contain yourself, mari, you’re in a committed relationship with your adrien agreste posters 

marinette: [corrupted by an akuma victim's influence] CHAT NOIR I AM GONNA TAKE YOU OUT

chat: if you wanted to go out on a date with me all you had to do was ask

marinette: how is it that I'm the one corrupted by an akuma and you're still more terrible than I am

chat: good to know you're still in there, marinette

“Kanan, I know what to say now. I love you.”

“Must be the truth serum talking.”

“No. It’s me. All me.”

Adrien is weeb trash and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Alternative title: Origin Story 0.5

Things I want to see in the Halloween Episode of Miraculous Ladybug...

1. Ladybug and Chat Noir having to track down the Akuma in the Catacombs of Paris.

2. A Halloween party/ get together where they watch scary movies. Adrienette huddled under a blanket together, both trying not to act terrified even though they are. Alya deliberately choosing the scariest movies she can find to set this up (because she is the greatest wing-woman ever). OR….

3. A costume party where Adrien dresses up as Ladybug and Marinette dresses up as Chat Noir. They pretend to act in character. Both are impressed by the others acting being spot on. Both are still oblivious.

4. LB and Chat protecting adorable kids who are dressed up like them. One rambunctious little boy is dressed up as Chat Noir and tries to follow them throughout the episode, insisting he’s Ladybug’s partner and can help. They have to save him a lot, but LB loves him. Chat gets pouty “you never call ME adorable My Lady!”

5. Chat [singing]: If there’s something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call? CHAT NOIR! Ladybug: Uuuuugh *facepalm*

6. ALLL of the Halloween puns (”we saved the day! Let’s go out for Ice Scream to celebrate” “It’s OCTOBER Chat!” “ok then how about some Spook-ghetti instead?” “I’m leaving”/ “looks like you’ve hit a DEAD end!” / “ Hey zombies! I read your horror-scope and it said you should have stayed buried!”/ “seems like a no-brainer!”/ “I didn’t expect a game of hide and shriek when I woke up this morning”)

7.  Chat Noir getting spooked, Ladybug calling him a fraidy-cat (”ghosts aren’t real it’s just an Akuma!”).

8. Like, 5 seconds later, Ladybug getting spooked herself and jumping closer to Chat subconsciously, maybe even grabbing his arm (*cough* Ladynoir *cough*) Chat teasing her about getting scared after she mocked him but still flirtatiously telling her he’ll protect her.

9. Chat, discovers he’s more powerful on Halloween, which impresses Ladybug. Chat internally screaming at her praise.

10. Chat: “I ain’t afraid of no ghost!” (Immediately after he says this, several zombies/ghosts/creepy things appear). Then he makes this face again:

Kanan going after the Inquisitors was more like him divorcing Hera and taking the kid.

“I see his madness in your eyes” His first encounter with McGucket left him a little uneasy, to say the least.

Seventh Sister: This picture makes me look terrible.

Ezra: Then you should be happy. The photographer captured the real you.

What do you think of drawing Marinette giving Chat Noir a booty slap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)