Darkhologramartisan - Untitled

i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.

i understand that some people are traumatized (i use this word genuinely, not glibly!) by growing up in social circles where if you had the wrong opinion on steven universe all your friends would stop talking to you forever. but you have Got to stop channeling that energy into aggressively demanding validation for all your media tastes from strangers who you see criticising them. it is a deeply unpleasant way to act!

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

Bubbles and shit

this bitch

huge boobs boy and flat chested girl

kennel (prints)

the mind virus that makes armpit guys draw them like a weird pussy was manufactured by the CIA

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up