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Fandom: Marvel Soulmate!AU/Detective!AU
Pairing: Bucky x Reader
Warnings: Swearing, Gratuitous Violence, Criminal Activity, Life or Death Situations, Graphic Gore, Crime Scene Descriptions, Dark Humour, Slapstick Humour, Kara Humour, Catastrophic Amounts of Fluff, More Angst Than You Can Shake A Stick At
Summary: (Imagine Brooklyn 99 and Criminal Minds had a baby)
If you want to know if you’ve found your soulmate, it’s simple… All you have to do is kiss them. If they’re your soulmate then there will be sparks, literal sparks. You’ve seen it happen to other people and it is a sight to behold; at least you think it is. Detective Bucky Barnes is a little less enchanted with the idea.
Despite your glaring differences, you and Bucky work well together. You’re good at charming witnesses, he’s good at intimidating suspects. You can run a perp down, he can knock them down. But there’s one criminal who’s eluded you both for a long time, and when Brock Rumlow rolls back into town, you and Bucky find yourselves far outside your comfort zones.
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“Good morning!” You yelled, swanning into the bullpen with a terse Bucky trailing behind you.
Sam, Pietro, Wanda, and Nat looked up from their desks at your loud and overly happy greeting.
“We bought coffee for everyone.” You announced cheerfully, presenting the tray of drinks in Bucky’s hands like you were a showgirl on a daytime game show.
“We?” Bucky scoffed as the precinct descended upon him, giddily searching for the cup with their name on it.
“Bucky paid, I ordered though!”
“Thanks Fury.” Sam said loudly, plucking his cup from the tray.
Everyone else chimed in, eager to show their own gratitude.
“Yeah, thanks Fury.”
“So thoughtful of you, Fury.”
“We owe you Fury.”
Bucky sighed, refusing to give into the goading.
“Did you do something to your hair?” Sam asked him, frowning.
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pov: you just watched the season one finale of loki
fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you
I simply don't know how to feel right now
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I CAN'T
MY OVARIES
MY HEART
CHRISTOPHER HOW DARE YOU OH GOD