*walks Into An Antique Store* I’d Like To See Your Most Evil Items, Please

i was put on this earth to romanticize things, wear cute clothes, knowing a bunch of weird stuff, being flirty, saying unpleasant things, eating fruit, having great tits and the best taste in music

me: *hyperfixating on fictional character for hours before bed* wow, I sure hope I’ll dream about them

my dreams: *spider monster chasing me downtown*

there’s too much anxiety in this lil body of mine,

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

My friend just told me I can't compete with Alejandra Onieva (Sebastian Stan's girlfriend) and this was my reply :/ PS I wrote I meant compete**

yea life is great ://

Put a secret in my ask box