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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

the holy trinity

sad, horny and lonely

I love violent women I love women covered in blood I love women with weapons I love unhinged women I love women that have become the horrors I love women that kill

they fed us SO well today

Hands down the best fic I've ever read

The Midnight Coconuts

Summary: Bucky and his girl take a trip to the grocery store. Several things are involved, including coconuts, a 25cent gum-ball machine, Avengers branded Jell-O, chocolate milk straight from the jug, and tampons.  Characters: Bucky x Reader Words: 3k Warnings: Some swearing. Insane levels of fluff. Dangerously adorable Bucky. One (1) random reference to Not Another Teen Movie. 

A/N: Listen, I will never be over silly domestic Bucky! I originally started this story before TFATWS came out and when I imagined Sam had a niece, so just go with it. Part of me wrote this, because I needed to convince myself that I love grocery shopping (one can only eat takeaway and Trader Joe’s Orange Chicken for so long) and the other part wrote this because I firmly believe domestic routines can be the most romantic adventures out there.

When the doors to the grocery store whoosh open with a gust of stale manufactured air, Bucky skids to an abrupt and dramatic stop.  

“WAIT!”

Behind him, you stumble in panic, fumbling with an armful of reusable grocery bags. Instantly you’re imagining spilled blood and stab wounds and clean ups on aisle three and god dammit, how can there be a problem? This is a grocery store at midnight on a Wednesday. Shouldn’t the forces of evil be sleeping? Why is it so impossible to get a day off work? Don’t they know you need rest? And peanut butter? And that you’re dangerously low on toilet paper?

The forces of evil are the worst.

Raising weary fists, you huff.

“What? Where is it?”

Bucky sidesteps toward a row of small red and green machines beside the entrance, falling to his knees and smushing his nose eagerly against the glass. Reaching a hand behind him, there are several impatient grabby motions, before he glances back.

“Babe, can you give me a quarter? I need a gum-ball.”

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“I hate cats” Yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? What the fuck?? What the fuck what the

The Match Masterlist - Complete

Pairing: CEO!Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: You come across your boss’ Tinder profile.

Warnings: Smut! Boss x employee affair, office sex and all that filthy stuff, 18+ only!!!

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Part 25 - Finale

BONUS

If villan why sexc!!??¿¿

Y/N meeting Hela

Y/N : Woah who’s that?

Thor: That’s my sister Hela, Goddess of death

Y/N : You sure that’s your sister Thor, like c’mon she looks nothing like you she looks like the female version of Loki

Thor:………

Y/n : Thor are you blind, look she has the horns and she wears green and just look at her hair….. and her ass too, ok that’s off topic but listen here before you kill her, I’m gonna go make out with her cause I honestly can’t stop staring at her, bye Thor, Oh and tell Loki I said hi