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At the Watchtower

Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-

Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?

Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-

Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]

Clark: [looks on from a distance]

Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?

Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?

Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-

Damian: [earnestly interested]

Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]

Clark: Hey Bruce?

Bruce: [grunts]

Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?

Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]

Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-

Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]

Clark:

Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]

Bruce: What the hell?

Clark: You're such a bad friend!

Bruce: what?

Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!

Bruce:

Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!

Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?

Clark: Or Damian!

Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?

Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!

Bruce: you were talking about cows

Clark: that doesn't matter!

Bruce: It matters a little

Clark: Cows are interesting!

Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.

Clark: Well, I'M interesting

Bruce:

Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.

Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]

Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!

Bruce: [walks faster]

-a week later-

Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?

Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though

Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow

Wonder Woman: I see.

Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep

Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too

Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.

honey, that is not what i would’ve been worried about

Every day my English teacher makes one person read an excerpt from a book of their choice. I was one of the first people to go and I read from red, white and royal blue. I had the guts to bring the book in person instead of reading the quote from my phone (like a normal person) and my teacher FREAKING RECOGNIZES THE BOOK COVER. So then of course I’m screaming on the inside because I was hoping no one would realize what I was reading from. When I finished she said she knew of several students who were reading the book and now I don’t know how to feel.

Tl;dr: took a gay book to school and my English teacher recognized it.

I LITERALLY JUST STARTED WATCHING THE NANNY!!!

over the lunar new year i binge watched s1 of the nanny, and just HAD to doodle out my top outfits

A discowing moment ✨

get your hetero ships off of my barricade

THE SIGNAL / DUKE THOMAS ICONS

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jason having scratches on his back from reader and batfam noticing it and teases him about it

then the next time they see reader, theyre like "you should cut your nails" jokingly

I want him. So bad.

The night before he went to train with his family, Jason had fucked you against a wall. Not his brightest idea, but it’s not his fault! You were teasing him and he just had to fuck you! You were wearing his favorite lingerie! He couldn’t help himself. What was he supposed to do? Tell you no? Absolutely not.

In his defense, he didn’t realize you scratched his back so deep.

His family is a family of detectives, so it didn’t take them long to spot the deep red lines trailing down his back. It also didn’t help that he immediately took his shirt off to train. Dick tries to tell him gently, but Steph interrupts, “you look like you got mauled by a bear.”

Jason goes beat red. He tries to look over his shoulder and ends up spinning, looking like a dog chasing its tail. “Oh shit.” Dick tries to get Jason to stop by patting his back, but Jason ends up doubled over. “OW. FUCK. DICKHEAD.”

“Sorry, Jay!”

Tim starts laughing. “How the fuck did you not notice?”

Jason gets even more red. “I was preoccupied!”

Now everyone’s laughing at him.

Everyone goes silent when you open the door. “Jay, you left your work tablet at home. Hey-”

“Hey, Wolverine.” Duke starts snickering. You raise an eyebrow and look at Jason. He hangs his head and slowly turns around. You see his back and say nothing, just blinking. You turn and walk out the door. Fuck that.

The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried

quick rant-

ok so i just got back from camp & i told this girl i liked her. she liked me last year, i thought she was the only person to truly like me for me, & not this idea of me she made up in her head just like everybody else, (we where too scared to do anything about it last year.) she ended up having a girlfriend tho, so we had a long intense discussion about it, & i found out she liked me for the same reason everybody else did, because i’m “not like everybody else,” because “i take things & make them my own.” you might be wondering what’s so wrong w/ this, well u see here, because i’m so “different,” or whatever, people like to make up these ideas of me in their heads that they expect me to live up to, & when i don’t they loose interest. now these ideas are usually the same every time it’s either; the manic pixie dream girl, or the dark & mysterious “rebel,” which i may seem like to some people on the surface, (apparently,) but i am not at all. i’m a fucking geek. i love poetry & classical literature & art & mythology & superheroes & cryptids & classic rock & punk & video games & comedy & dnd. i’m oddly poetic & weird & honestly a mess. i’m not this fucking johnny depp character all these girls want me to be so they can piss off their parents. & im about to get a whole new one pretty soon since now for some reason i look like fem eddie munson, but at least that one i can try to live up to. idk it’s just really hard to live up to these pedestals put in place for me. people say “just be yourself & the right person will come,” but i’ve been waiting forever now. i’m in high school & i still haven’t had my real first kiss. my brother is 11 years old & has had a girlfriend for like 2 months now. i don’t know, it just feels like i’ll never find somebody. i held out for so long for a girl i was all but too late for.