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At the Watchtower

Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-

Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?

Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-

Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]

Clark: [looks on from a distance]

Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?

Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?

Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-

Damian: [earnestly interested]

Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]

Clark: Hey Bruce?

Bruce: [grunts]

Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?

Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]

Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-

Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]

Clark:

Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]

Bruce: What the hell?

Clark: You're such a bad friend!

Bruce: what?

Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!

Bruce:

Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!

Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?

Clark: Or Damian!

Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?

Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!

Bruce: you were talking about cows

Clark: that doesn't matter!

Bruce: It matters a little

Clark: Cows are interesting!

Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.

Clark: Well, I'M interesting

Bruce:

Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.

Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]

Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!

Bruce: [walks faster]

-a week later-

Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?

Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though

Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow

Wonder Woman: I see.

Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep

Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too

Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.

10/10

Wade: Your shaky leg is worse than normal what's up?

Peter: I have my ADHD and ASD evaluation tomorrow, what if its not ADHD and Autism and I'm just unfocused, can't brain properly and lack some social skills

Wade: Pete, how many alarms do you have set for tomorrow and how many tabs are open on your phone? Also how many unanswered texts?

Peter: 17 and 107 I think and I don't actually know, like 20 why?

Peter:

Peter: point taken

supernatural hc

dean had a massive crush on elvira growing up. like i’m talking owned every movie, had every add on tape, had her poster on his bedroom ceiling, like everything

Enjoltaire Head Canons

-grantaire is a comedian. he loves his job. however with being a comedian you kind of forget how to function with normal people, so for example saying things at mildly inappropriate times, & constantly saying dirty things at the “wrong time.” Not to mention offending A LOT of people. Enjolras likes to sit on his high horse & act like he’s love all of that (he’s not,) sometimes he giggles or just smirks & to r it makes it all worth it.

-R’s main news source is John Oliver & SNL’s weekend update (& Enjolras’ twitter feed.)

-Sometimes they’ll watch Comedy Specials together (E’s favorite is George Carlin.)

Friend or Enemy

Musicals reviewed by someone who knows absolutely nothing about musical theater

Newsies: Yes that 30 year old man is definitely a 17 year old boy

Dear Evan Hansen: Wait did he really just use the death of her brother to get in her pants?

Be More Chill: oh my god we get it he masturbates

Heathers: don’t you just hate it when your boyfriend turns out to be a sociopath

Mean Girls: It’s literally Heather’s but less blood and a hotter villain

Legally Blonde: the only musical ever I do not take criticism

Phantom of the Opera: Dramatic ass bitches the musical

Hamilton: absolutely not, this musical fills me with rage and I cannot explain why

Spring Awakening: don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die

Beetlejuice: oh my god we get it they’re dead

Les Miserables: hon hon hon oui oui baguette also I guess there’s a revolution? I don’t know I’ve never seen it

Wicked: Wizard of Oz but Lesbian flavored

Into The Woods: oh my god we get it they’re in the woods

Waitress: there is no joke it’s a lovely show highly recommend

Fun Home: Daddy issues but lesbian flavored

Hairspray: am I the only one who thinks the way Link talks about her is kinda weird???

Six: Hamilton wishes it had what this has

Little Shop of Horrors: I cannot belive this show ends with all of the main characters getting vored

Shrek: literally no one asked for this but it somehow exceeds all expectations

Sweeney Todd: the music is honestly great but we need to talk about how bad the blood looks in the movie oh my god

West Side Story: I can’t think about this without thinking about “POISON BOOTS” also holy shit the percussion in this show deserves its own production

Hadestown: this is the alto and bass representation we needed

Frozen: I am not and will never be emotionally prepared for Frozen 2 the musical please don’t make me

As a gay Jew w/ ADHD I can in fact confirm this

I’m just going to leave this here…

i’ve done that before

ENTP: Did INFJ just told me they loved me for the first time?

ENTJ: Yeah.

ENTP: And did I just do finger guns back?

ENTJ: Yeah, you did.

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Courfeyrac: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Combeferre a little bit.

Enjolras: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Courfeyrac: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Enjolras: My mistake.