Jason: DICK HAS BUILT IN BRA PADS IN HIS COSTUME FOR HIS ASS!!!

i wanna start writing some fics so send me some requests. i’ll do dc comics, ahs, hp, idfk whatever else

 serotonin is stored in the Jon saying “good lord”

Johnny: I just wanna sit on my boyfriends lap and make out with him and instead I have to do stupid crap like go to meetings and fight crime.

The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried

although, let’s be honest, all of us use ao3

Steph: Tim and Kon, sittin in a tree.

Dick: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Kon: for the last time, Tim and I have never made out!

Tim: It was just mouth-to-mouth!

Steph: wait

Tim: oops

Dick: are you saying that you have put your mouth on Kon's?

Damian: don't be vulgar, Grayson

Tim: yeah, okay, Kon SAVING MY LIFE is not making out

Cass: awww, you save each other!

Kon: we're teammates. it's what we do.

Cassie: he never gave ME mouth-to-mouth....

Kon: you never needed it!

Duke: how do you....even know mouth-to-mouth?

Kon: all heroes should know it!

Kara: yeah okay but who taught you?

Kon: I learned in the Teen Titans

Cassie: Teen Titans never taught me....just saying...

Kon: stop being gross!

Dick: Are you saying that being gay is gross, because if so, I am very disappointed in you--

Kon: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID

Jason: 's what it sounded like

Tim: Kon calling people who are gay gross would be hypocritical

Steph: and why is that, Timbo?

Tim: uh

Kon: I'm bi, okay?????

Kara: interesting. And how does Tim know this?

Tim: we're friends. We talk.

Steph: let me guess. It's 3 am, neither of you can sleep, Kon creeps into Tim's room--

Kara: Kon sits on the end of Tim's bed, they stare into each other's eyes--

Cassie: Kon says, softly, staring at the moonlight lighting up Tim's face--

Duke: "I'm bi, Tim."

Dick: "Bi....for YOU."

Tim: THAT NEVER HAPPENED

Steph: sureeeeeeee it didn't

Donna: that's how Dick came out as pan to me

Dick: sort of. I mean, I didn't say I was pan for her, but there was the moonlight, and the beds, and the 3 am part--

Damian: that never happened, Grayson

Donna: oh yeah it did, punk

Jon: I wish I had a friend I was that close to

Kara: why, Jonno? you got something to tell us?

Jon: No! I just wish I had a good friend...

Steph: Damian, you're such a terrible person, look at his little face

Damian: how is this about me, now? I thought we were talking about Drake and the clone!

Cass: we can talk about both

Jon: no, no, it's not Damian's fault--

Jason: that he's a little punk? yeah, it is

Damian: can we please go back to talking about Drake and the clone's mating habits?

Tim: JAY HOW DID YOU COME OUT AS BI?

Jason: walked up to the guy, made out with him, and said "hey, Roy, I'm bi" and he said, "That's funny, your pants were saying--"

Kara: OKAY JASON THERE ARE SMALL EARS HERE

Damian: Danvers is right, nobody wants to hear about you and Harper's disgusting habits

Steph: right, let's talk about CASS and Harper's disgusting habits!

Cass: Harper Row is the most beautiful girl to ever exist.

Steph, Tim, Kara, Dick: awwwwwwww

Duke: this doesn't mean you're off the hook, Timberly

Tim: suRE IT DOES!!!

Cass: no, I'm pretty sure we never learned where Kon learned CPR

Kon: Tim taught me, okay????????????????

Dick: I KNEW IT!!!

Steph: did you make out??

Kara: was it romantic??

Tim: NO!! We used a dummy, just like how we learned it with Batman!

Cass: oh

Donna: boring

Cassie: I expected more from you

Barbara: If it helps, I found footage of them on a rooftop last week....

Tim: NO NO NO

Kon: THAT NEVER HAPPENED

Steph: BABS MY HERO LET ME SEE

Tim: NOOOOOOOO

[everything descends into chaos]

Bruce: You asked why we never have family get-togethers, Clark. This. This is why.

Clark: I'll admit I wasn't, uh, expecting that. At all.

Diana, eating popcorn: I was!

Perfect 10/10

Enjolras: Being gay is a constant battle between “I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “Hey, let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and I think that’s very sexy of us.

Grantaire: If the window’s open and you time it right you can do both.

Johnny would wear that outfit, I’m sure

damian always did like copying his heroes ft. every other superhero family who is tired of the waynes’ bullshit 

i’m done-

MJ: Eat the rich

Peter: I do, every night.

Johnny, from across the room: He’s damn good at it too.

MJ: oh my god