ok i actually rlly like the art 4 this 10/10
Spideytorch Week Day 6 - Social Media
10 Things I Hate About You 1999 • dir. Gil Junger
The other night dear, as I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you in my arms But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken So I hung my head and I cried
I need this man to rail me like make it hurt ruin this mmm 😋 lol I’m down I wanna get on top and ride him…ride him so good ughh my pu$$y throbs for him lol sry not sry
Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-
Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?
Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-
Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]
Clark: [looks on from a distance]
Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?
Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?
Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-
Damian: [earnestly interested]
Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]
Clark: Hey Bruce?
Bruce: [grunts]
Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?
Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]
Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-
Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]
Clark:
Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]
Bruce: What the hell?
Clark: You're such a bad friend!
Bruce: what?
Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!
Bruce:
Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!
Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?
Clark: Or Damian!
Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?
Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!
Bruce: you were talking about cows
Clark: that doesn't matter!
Bruce: It matters a little
Clark: Cows are interesting!
Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.
Clark: Well, I'M interesting
Bruce:
Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.
Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]
Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!
Bruce: [walks faster]
-a week later-
Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?
Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though
Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow
Wonder Woman: I see.
Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep
Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too
Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.
Hi there, as a Jew (who LOVES Les Mis) I thought I should add in to this discussion. Regarding the statement that Grantaire being Jewish is harmful, in all honestly you’re over thinking it, trust me. Most of the time whenever I see things relating to Grantaire being ugly it is usually him calling himself that, which for me (& a lot others) is a common way of looking at myself. Because of Conventional European Standards of Beauty Jews are not seen as conventionally attractive, which shows its effects in me whenever I look in the mirror. I end up suffering from derealization & all I can see is everything I am told not to be. Also Grantaire’s numbness to social justice is another thing a lot of Jews suffer from, due to the fact that no matter which side of the political spectrum you go on either way people still hate us. On the far right its just n@z!s & on the far left its just a bunch of people blaming us for the Israeli & Palestinian conflict. Not to mention the fact that there has literally been almost no progress made in ending anti-Semitism it just ends up going back to how it was after a few years. A lot of us don’t really feel safe on either side because both of the radicals hate us. However even though we haven’t been getting much (sometimes if any) help with our fight for equality we are still going to help others. A lot of Grantaire’s struggles do reflect a lot of struggles a good amount of Jews have to go through has well. For me the hc of Grantaire being Jewish is very important to me. Considering the best representation we have (that I can think of off the top of my head) is Puckerman from Glee, oh god plz let us have Grantaire lol. Also regarding the nose thing, the more we normalize different noses the less likely a lot of Jews are to feel insecure about, but the making his nose cartoonishly abnormal is a lil problematic. However I do think we should normalize “uglier” traits outside of race/ethnic stereotypes, I just don't think it should start with Grantaire.
Jewish Grantaire really gets me. I say we should have ugly Grantaire!!! I'm an ugly person! I don't think that's a bad word, it's of my personal opinion we shod destigmatize it, not attach morals to it, but that's my own rant. BUT. Having the ugly canon character be fat and Jewish? Why are you thinking of those traits as ugly?
GOD anon i have,,,,,, so many thinks and thots about “ugliness”??? I’m torn between LET CHARACTERS BE UGLY and THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS UGLY, ONLY NOT MEETING CONVENTIONAL STANDARDS OF EUROPEAN BEAUTY!! (Also, pop OFF abt that ugliness =/= morals rant, if you ever flesh it out send it MY WAY)
But until we can de-colonize the beauty industry, YEAH. UGLY RIGHTS. I’m ugly! It be like that! It’s not a bad thing! But It’s when we do things like equate ugliness to racial/ethnic/cultural stereotypes (for example, by equating characters described as ugly as Black, or Jewish, or any marginalized race/ethnicity) is when shit gets real harmful. Like you said, anon, “Why are you thinking of those traits as ugly?”
(Also, WOW, I have not taken the time to fully consider the harmful stereotypes of Jewish Grantaire. R’s thing with his nose, Fat R - not inherently ugly things in the slightest! great things to represent! But we have to ask ourselves why we don’t represent those things outside of the races/ethnicities they’re stereotypically linked with. )
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forget judaism this interaction is my new religion
Sue: I heard you got caught making out with my brother in the hallway.
Peter: You caught me, Sue. Don’t play stupid.
Steph: Tim and Kon, sittin in a tree.
Dick: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Kon: for the last time, Tim and I have never made out!
Tim: It was just mouth-to-mouth!
Steph: wait
Tim: oops
Dick: are you saying that you have put your mouth on Kon's?
Damian: don't be vulgar, Grayson
Tim: yeah, okay, Kon SAVING MY LIFE is not making out
Cass: awww, you save each other!
Kon: we're teammates. it's what we do.
Cassie: he never gave ME mouth-to-mouth....
Kon: you never needed it!
Duke: how do you....even know mouth-to-mouth?
Kon: all heroes should know it!
Kara: yeah okay but who taught you?
Kon: I learned in the Teen Titans
Cassie: Teen Titans never taught me....just saying...
Kon: stop being gross!
Dick: Are you saying that being gay is gross, because if so, I am very disappointed in you--
Kon: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID
Jason: 's what it sounded like
Tim: Kon calling people who are gay gross would be hypocritical
Steph: and why is that, Timbo?
Tim: uh
Kon: I'm bi, okay?????
Kara: interesting. And how does Tim know this?
Tim: we're friends. We talk.
Steph: let me guess. It's 3 am, neither of you can sleep, Kon creeps into Tim's room--
Kara: Kon sits on the end of Tim's bed, they stare into each other's eyes--
Cassie: Kon says, softly, staring at the moonlight lighting up Tim's face--
Duke: "I'm bi, Tim."
Dick: "Bi....for YOU."
Tim: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Steph: sureeeeeeee it didn't
Donna: that's how Dick came out as pan to me
Dick: sort of. I mean, I didn't say I was pan for her, but there was the moonlight, and the beds, and the 3 am part--
Damian: that never happened, Grayson
Donna: oh yeah it did, punk
Jon: I wish I had a friend I was that close to
Kara: why, Jonno? you got something to tell us?
Jon: No! I just wish I had a good friend...
Steph: Damian, you're such a terrible person, look at his little face
Damian: how is this about me, now? I thought we were talking about Drake and the clone!
Cass: we can talk about both
Jon: no, no, it's not Damian's fault--
Jason: that he's a little punk? yeah, it is
Damian: can we please go back to talking about Drake and the clone's mating habits?
Tim: JAY HOW DID YOU COME OUT AS BI?
Jason: walked up to the guy, made out with him, and said "hey, Roy, I'm bi" and he said, "That's funny, your pants were saying--"
Kara: OKAY JASON THERE ARE SMALL EARS HERE
Damian: Danvers is right, nobody wants to hear about you and Harper's disgusting habits
Steph: right, let's talk about CASS and Harper's disgusting habits!
Cass: Harper Row is the most beautiful girl to ever exist.
Steph, Tim, Kara, Dick: awwwwwwww
Duke: this doesn't mean you're off the hook, Timberly
Tim: suRE IT DOES!!!
Cass: no, I'm pretty sure we never learned where Kon learned CPR
Kon: Tim taught me, okay????????????????
Dick: I KNEW IT!!!
Steph: did you make out??
Kara: was it romantic??
Tim: NO!! We used a dummy, just like how we learned it with Batman!
Cass: oh
Donna: boring
Cassie: I expected more from you
Barbara: If it helps, I found footage of them on a rooftop last week....
Tim: NO NO NO
Kon: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Steph: BABS MY HERO LET ME SEE
Tim: NOOOOOOOO
[everything descends into chaos]
Bruce: You asked why we never have family get-togethers, Clark. This. This is why.
Clark: I'll admit I wasn't, uh, expecting that. At all.
Diana, eating popcorn: I was!